top 16 song titles from the naked cowboy

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 25-Sep-2006 19:59:17

After eight years of playing guitar on Times Square
sidewalks in nothing but cowboy boots, a hat and
a pair of briefs, New York City's "Naked Cowboy"
is taking his naked ambition to the next level.
He's working on a debut album as part of his plan
for "dominating the commercial landscape of the world."


The Top 16 Songs on the Naked Cowboy's Album


16> Achy, Chafey Ass

15> Baby's Got Back Hair

14> Knights in White Cotton

13> Nuthin' but a G Strang

12> Tiny Dangler

11> Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Naked
Freakin' Wackos

10> Schlong Slung Blue

9> I Am the Nude for Love

8> Little Pink Hoses

7> To All the Girls I've Flashed Before

6> Sittin' With My Cock on Display

5> Tennessee Warts

4> These Buns Are Made for Flauntin'

3> Wind Beneath My Wang

2> Blue Ass Freezing in the Rain


and the Number 1 Song on the Naked Cowboy's Album...


1> There's a Kind of Rash (All Over My Butt)

Post 2 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Monday, 25-Sep-2006 20:32:53

Hehehe, that's a good one...wonder who'll be buying?

Post 3 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Monday, 25-Sep-2006 20:46:07

Good one!
Troy

Post 4 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 1:16:20

lol, god love you becky, you really come up with some good ones

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 14:31:56

Hahahahaha, if those are the titles, I wonder what the lyrics would be like?